ABOUT ME
I have always liked fruit.
Formerly a "big city" starving rock musician and decently-fed music critic & nightclub manager, I am presently a "small town" gentleman of letters.
I am the author of the eBooks I NEVER HEARD OF YOU, EITHER and A LEFT-HANDED
OPTIMIST AT THE GATES OF HELL, as well as several short stories, op-eds and essays that
have been published all over the place (sort of).
I am seeking literary representation for CONFESSIONS FROM REHAB BY NOSTRADAMUS Translated by Bob Iozzia, a fictitious, darkly humorous and edgy memoir of the infamous and controversial prognosticator's interventioned stay in the world's first alcohol and drug addiction rehab center. Lots of yuks, guffaws and "OMG, I can't believe he said that."
I like long walks on the beach (if I am carried), puppies and ice cream (especially caramel poodle crunch).
Please drive home safely.